Deflated…..

Deflated…..

Twas the night before football
And all through their locker
Not a football was fully inflated
What a shocker…..

The famous coach, full of hot air
stated he knew nothing
And why should he care>
Really…. Why should he care ?

The team leader, with his many rings
Smiled at the press, and said many things
“I just do my job, and throw what I’m given
But I like softer footballs to make my living.”

The media jumped on this like glue on a stick
And made many news clips, until we were all sick.
On and On went the news every day
Are deflated footballs here to stay ?.

They interviewed judges, and refs and ballboys
Each had opinions on this Sunday toy
Congress even stated their inflated opinions
Of rules for this game, like we are all minions.

So now we’ve discussed this every which way but loose
Let us get on with a Superbowl, and not be obtuse.
Let them play football, and be done with this debate.........
Just make sure before the game, take time to inflate.

Have Fun !

Jeff Dyk